Santa has lost Rudolf and the other Reindeer in the Bronx

Santa has lost Rudolf and the other Reindeer

Arthur Avenue Little Italy, Bronx NY

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NYC Santa on Arthur Avenue, Bronx NY Little Italy delivering cheer to all the boys and girls of all ages, and eating some pasta and pastries, lots of cheese…

MORE 1970s HUMOR – Makes me want a pint of Ale this one does!

Deer in the deadlights Dear? Not this time

Deer in the headlights Dear? Not this time

Meme and Intense Video

Watch out for deer when driving as you go over the river and through the woods to Grandma’s house. They are everywhere and your car will fair far worse than the animal in most cases.

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Of course not all deer are so lucky. However, after this hit I think the Kentucky Cop’s car is far worse.

Deer flips into the air after hitting a police car then miraculously runs away

 

Dash cam footage shows the incredible moment a the animal runs off into the bushes after being flipped into the air when it collided with a police cruiser

So watch out for Bambi. And question every time someone offers you venison at home!

Of course we still have to be careful with grandma and Santa and Rudolf…

 

 

 

Funny Meme: Star Wars v Science from Reel Quotes Sketch on Saturday Night Live

Funny Meme: Star Wars v Science

Funny scene with Bill Hader and Charles Barkley

Who said sports stars can’t be funny. Paired with funny man, Bill Hader, you can’t go wrong! Although Star Wars Geeks may go crazy with his answer in this Saturday Night Live sketch…

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Techie Jokes

 

I started a new band called 999 Megabytes…

… Still haven’t gotten a gig!

 

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The Hanukkah Story 2015

Bad names for businesses? Dirty words on signs are always funny

Must be chilly, all the ballers hanging inside…

 

Investors lining up for this one…

 

This spa over due for a raid…

Choosing the right font counts…

Just say NO to the special sauce…

The description admits how passe this name is for chips…

Goes great with a meat stick…

All you can eat and….

They know how to lure you in…

 

I’ll take mine out back please…

Wonder what they mean by “More”?

Hygiene is so important…

And not to be out done down there…

Also the main cause…

#69 verty popular at the Chinese Take Out…

And for the morning after night of dirty drinking…

Funny Idiot Quote

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Funny But True News Story

Is that a hashbrown in your pocked or are you happy to see me?

It’s kind of an old story but it’s still hilarious:

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This is our reaction:
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and this

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Funny Joke Quote

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