Beware the dark lord – Tolkien in 2015?

So what does the fox say now? WTF?

Shaggy Says it wasn’t him

shaggy

Away in the Manger

Man v Woman humor

Man v Woman humor

Philosophy of Man never made more sense

If a Man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman to hear… is he still wrong? Pondering minds want to know… or do they?

Man v Woman

Of course if the same man farts in the woods, and this guy has a malfunctioning sniffer, does it smell? Loved this funny meme / picture / sign the second I stumbled across it. When in doubt guys, always remember to admit you are wrong. Happy wife, happy life, right? Be a real man, and cower to the ladies! There is no shame in keeping the gals happy via humbleness and humility.

Parody of the famous, and way over-used saying…

FROM WIKIIf a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?” is a philosophical thought experiment that raises questions regarding observation and knowledge of reality.

Philosopher George Berkeley, in his work, A Treatise Concerning the Principles of Human Knowledge (1710), proposes, “But, say you, surely there is nothing easier than for me to imagine trees, for instance, in a park […] and nobody by to perceive them.[1] […] The objects of sense exist only when they are perceived; the trees therefore are in the garden […] no longer than while there is somebody by to perceive them.”[2] (It is worth noting that the quote from section 45 is arguably a statement of an objection to Berkeley’s view, and not a proclamation of it.) Nevertheless, Berkeley never actually wrote about the question.

I personally find it very arrogant of man, any man, to say something exists only if someone perceives it through one of the senses. Things exist long before we are aware.

 

Santa has lost Rudolf and the other Reindeer in the Bronx

Santa has lost Rudolf and the other Reindeer

Arthur Avenue Little Italy, Bronx NY

Santa

NYC Santa on Arthur Avenue, Bronx NY Little Italy delivering cheer to all the boys and girls of all ages, and eating some pasta and pastries, lots of cheese…

Perfect mug for any husband

Perfect

Perfect mug for any husband

Hold your wife’s hand

in the mall because if you let go, she’ll start shopping.

It looks romantic

But it’s actually

ECONOMIC

Cat Christmas Songs

Cat Christmas Songs

Feline HO HO HO

Someone needs to records these… Add your own titles in the comments below…

Cat Christmas Songs

  1. Knockin’ Down the Christmas Tree
  2. Away in the Hamper
  3. I’ll Be Home for Christmas (Because I never leave)
  4. What Food is This?
  5. Do You Hear What I Hear? (The Tuna Can Song)
  6. O Cough Up A Hairball
  7. It’s the Most Slumberful Time of the Year
  8. Do They Know It’s Christmas? (Feed the Squirrels)

 

Arab man crossing street vs angry goat

Arab man crossing street vs angry goat

Think your having a bad day?

Desert, Terrorists and now Goats?

Yet another reason not to move to the mid east. How does ISIS get these nuts to go there?

 

And there is always this classic

 

Red Shirts in Star Trek means only one thing

Red Shirts in Star Trek means only one thing

Remember when Captain Kirk would bring Spock, Bones and that one guy in a Red Shirt…

It never ended well for the red shirts. Just expect to be dehydrated into a cube and then stepped on, which leaves you much like the consistency of this crumbling ginger bread cookie. DIE COOKIE DIE!!!

Red Shirts in Star Trek

Can’t wait for the new Star Trek movie though!!! I loved the first two with Chris Pine.