Beatles – I Am The Walrus Lyrics

Beatles – I Am The Walrus Lyrics and Parody Cartoon

Beatles

coo coo cachoo

Beatles – I Am The Walrus Lyrics

 

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I’m crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the egg man, they are the egg men.
I am the walrus, coo coo cachoo

Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I’m crying, I’m crying.
I’m crying, I’m crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, coo coo cachoo

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don’t come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the egg man, they are the egg men.
I am the walrus, coo coo cachoo ca coo coo cachoo

Expert text pert choking smokers,
Don’t you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snide.
I’m crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the egg man, they are the egg men.
I am the walrus, coo coo cachoo ca coo coo cachoo. Coo coo cachou ca coo.

I Am the Walrus” is a song by The Beatles that was released in November 1967. It was featured in the Beatles’television film Magical Mystery Tour (MMT) in December of that year, as a track on the associated British double EP of the same name and its American counterpart LP, and was the B-side to the number 1 hit singleHello, Goodbye“. Since the single and the double EP held at one time in December 1967 the top two slots on the British singles chart, the song had the distinction of being at number 1 and number 2 simultaneously.

Star Wars Spoiler Alert from Qui-Gon Jinn

Star Wars

Marvel Superhero team in Emergency Room

Rumors have it, when the big green guy when bat shit on the rest of the Avengers, Marvel’s Superhero Ace Team, the Hulk Buster was on vacation.

Marvel Superhero

Marvel Superhero Teams

In the Emergency Room waiting area

This photo captures an important moment when Captain America asks “Anyone else have any bright ideas?”

Clint Barton raises his hand. Thor grunts disapprovingly and all go back to awkward silience.

This of course from the upcoming NOT SO CIVIL WAR movie expected to be released out in theaters some time 2016.

Never fear as all superheroes have the ability to heal quickly, right?

As long as Thor does not scratch and get infected we should be alright.

Spiderman can always spin himself another sling.

Captain America is like 100 years old by now so he deserves a break.

And Hawkeye can better fill in for Nick Fury without the use of the one eye. All you need is the eye patch.

Red Suit always a bad thing on Star Trek

Elf on the Shelf meets the Dark Side of the Force

Star Wars in the Hood? Light Saber Duel Gang Fighting

Muppets – Dave Grohl and Animal Drum Battle AWESOME

The Muppets

Dave Grohl and Animal Drum Battle AWESOME

The Muppets - Dave Grohl and Animal Drum Battle

The Muppets – Dave Grohl and Animal Drum Battle

Are you watching the Muppets on ABC? Not the kids show we grew up with for sure. This new Office meets 30-rock meets hints of Judd Apatow with puppets is my new got to for TV laughs!!! Every week has me rolling on the floor laughing. #ROTL for you millennials!

 

 

Watch THE MUPPETS on ABC

http://abc.go.com/shows/the-muppets

Red Shirts in Star Trek means only one thing

Red Shirts in Star Trek means only one thing

Remember when Captain Kirk would bring Spock, Bones and that one guy in a Red Shirt…

It never ended well for the red shirts. Just expect to be dehydrated into a cube and then stepped on, which leaves you much like the consistency of this crumbling ginger bread cookie. DIE COOKIE DIE!!!

Red Shirts in Star Trek

Can’t wait for the new Star Trek movie though!!! I loved the first two with Chris Pine.

Funny Meme: Star Wars v Science from Reel Quotes Sketch on Saturday Night Live

Funny Meme: Star Wars v Science

Funny scene with Bill Hader and Charles Barkley

Who said sports stars can’t be funny. Paired with funny man, Bill Hader, you can’t go wrong! Although Star Wars Geeks may go crazy with his answer in this Saturday Night Live sketch…

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