There was a CLOWN in my Backyard!

The thing they found in their backyard was much scarier than a clown.

Pence to Kaine – You “whipped out that Mexican thing”

Not sure how everyone else feels but there is so much ridiculousness to this statement you can’t write more ridiculous comments. This has created a new online hashtag #ThatMexicanThing prompting hundreds of tweets on the remark.

 

 

 

Creepy Clown Sighting Caught On Video

COMEDY TICKETS to top NYC SHOWS – Discounts

COMEDY TICKETS to top NYC SHOWS

QUICK LINKS

HOW TO USE THIS RESOURCE: Click on the club name for view calendar of shows. Select the date and click on the time of show you wish to attend. Select the discounted ticket options in blue. Always call the club to get on their reservation list (Especially on Weekends). Arrive 30-minutes early for seating. Most clubs are general admission with first come / first serve seating. Some clubs may even give your seats away if you do not arrive on time. If you show up at show time, it is possible you will not be seated.

 

COMEDY TICKETS to top NYC SHOWS

 

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The Village Comedy Scene is full of college students, hipsters and the tourists that love them. GVCC is a small intimate club. There is not a bad seat in the house with just 70 to choose. Amazing comics every night of the week. ALWAYS ARRIVE EARLY. This club fills up fast and you don’t want to be crammed into the corners.

  • CLICK HERE for full calendar of shows and purchase discount COMEDY TICKETS.
  • CALL 212-777-LAFF (5233) to reserve your seats.
  • Arrive at least 30 minutes early.
  • THERE IS A TWO DRINK MINIMUM PER GUEST

99 MACDOUGAL STREET
NEW YORK, NY 10014

Near West 4th Street Subway, Just south of Washington Square Park. Just north of Houston Street. Surrounded by Theaters, Restaurants and Bars for before and after show festivities.

 

 

COMEDY TICKETS

Broadway Comedy Club: Shawn Wayans

Popular to both tourists and locals, the Broadway Comedy Club is just 1 block from the Colbert Show at 318 West 53rd Street, just west of 8th Avenue. They feature professional comedy every night of the week at 9 & 11pm. $20-25pp at the door. $5 ($10 Saturday shows) via NY COMEDY TICKETS. Most shows sell out so definitely arrive early. A few seats for late comers may have limited partial view of stage.

  • CLICK HERE for full calendar of shows and discount COMEDY TICKETS.
  • CALL 212-757-2323 to reserve your seats
  • Arrive at least 30 minutes early.
  • THERE IS A TWO DRINK MINIMUM PER GUEST

Broadway Comedy Club
318 West 53rd Street 
New York NY 10019

Between 8th 9th Ave; Near all Columbus Circle & Times Square trains. Closest to A, C, E at 50th street; Short walk from dozens of top NYC hotels and 100s of restaurants in Theater District and Hells Kitchen.

 

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LMImprovAO OFF BROADWAY

Saturdays 8pm the laughs are non-stop when the cast of LMAO (a division of EIGHT IS NEVER ENOUGH) takes the stage. 4-5 comics create original music and skits on the spot using topics provided by the audience. No two shows are ever the same. Many of you may end up on stage as part of the action so COME BE A PART OF THE SHOW!!!

ON THE SPOT NYCImprov

 

MONDAYS 8pm

What is ON THE SPOT? Top NYC singer break out into song with some of the best cabaret in town. After each selection, Improv players from the cast of LMAO break into scenes based on the previous music’s title, theme, and lyrics. By end result is an original musical comedy the cast ties together with a big closing number.

HAPPY HOUR SHOWCASESImprov

The schedule varies, the teams rotate, the shows are never the same, but these early bird comedy shows always deliver. Usually featuring long-form improv comedy (entire shows based on a single suggestion), the happy hour showcases feel like off-off Broadway’s best 1-act and short play festivals, but with better writing. Some shows will feature guest comics and musical acts. Check the calendar for full schedule.

IMPROV 4 KIDSimprov

Saturdays 3pm are not just for kids. These shows are the all ages version of LMAO. “4 Kids” is just to let you know it is OK to bring yours.

The cast gets suggestions from the kids to create original songs and skits. Many children – and a few parents – will get on stage to interact with the pros.

 

Jingle Bells at the Supermarket

Jingle Bells at the Supermarket

Germans rock Jingle Bells at the popular supermarket chain store. Hit play and spread some Christmas cheer around your office.

It took a team of cashiers, 13 different hidden cameras, and a whole lot Christmas spirit to pull off this epic holiday surprise!

Germany’s largest supermarket chain, Edeka, surprised its shoppers with a seasonal treat. They livened up the otherwise boring chore of grocery shopping by having cashiers delighting their patient shoppers with a choreographed orchestra that beeped the Christmas classic, “Jingle Bells.” This is how they roll in the Deutschland!

Weihnachten ist angestimmt! Ein EDEKA Markt, 13 versteckte Kameras, 9 Kassierer, ein großes Instrument – der Klassiker live performed vom typischen Kassenpiepsen.

Check out this recording of the holiday classic by the NYC Santa himself.
http://santanyc.com/2015/12/12/jingle-bells-sing-a-long-with-santa-and-elves/

 

Jingle Bells

 

Bad names for businesses? Dirty words on signs are always funny

Must be chilly, all the ballers hanging inside…

 

Investors lining up for this one…

 

This spa over due for a raid…

Choosing the right font counts…

Just say NO to the special sauce…

The description admits how passe this name is for chips…

Goes great with a meat stick…

All you can eat and….

They know how to lure you in…

 

I’ll take mine out back please…

Wonder what they mean by “More”?

Hygiene is so important…

And not to be out done down there…

Also the main cause…

#69 verty popular at the Chinese Take Out…

And for the morning after night of dirty drinking…

Dogs always chasing tail – cute & funny cartoons, photos and memes

Cats get the last word...

Cats get the last word…

WTF This Really Happened?

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Five Gifs That Will Make You LAUGH

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3 Funny Stunt Fail Gifs

Why stunt fails? Because pain is always funny. It’s true.

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