Pence to Kaine – You “whipped out that Mexican thing”

Not sure how everyone else feels but there is so much ridiculousness to this statement you can’t write more ridiculous comments. This has created a new online hashtag #ThatMexicanThing prompting hundreds of tweets on the remark.

 

 

 

Creepy Clown Sighting Caught On Video

HBO NEEDS MORE BOOBS!!

HBO NEEDS MORE BOOBS!!

HBO subscriptions are down. The crack team of producers and executives needs to fix the problem fast. Will tedious things like characters and plot get in the way? Can George R. R. Martin and Game of Thrones Save the day? What about Leftovers, Ballers or Sesame Street? Or is it too late to save this sinking ship?

HBO NEEDS MORE BOOBS!!

From the cast of LMAO
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More Videos from LMAO
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HONEY BOO BOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB7MdHG4KUM
ONE HOUR ENERGY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSgz45244Ew 
THE HOBBIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ6XBNk8UCQ

Starring
Olivia Vessel- HBO CEO
https://www.youtube.com/user/bbolibiel

Levi Penley – Michaels
https://www.youtube.com/user/LeviPenley

Laurice Fattal – Michele
https://www.youtube.com/user/LauriceF

Joe Boccia – Peter, Martin Scorcese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKTzB…

Written by Levi Penley and Walt Frasier
Directed by Walt Frasier @waltfrasier

Catch the cast of LMAO live in Times Square, New York at the Broadway Comedy Club every Saturday at 8pm and touring clubs, theaters, colleges and events nationwide. www.8improv.com

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Cool Vibes – Film Noire
by Kevin MacLeod

Excerpts from POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE
by Edward Edgar
Arranged by Walt Frasier

HBO-ISH
Adapted and sung by Walt Frasier, Laurice Fattal

 

When making this video LMAO was somewhat inspired by the Dead Parrot Sketch form Monty Python. The writers and cast have beenon record that they basically went to the thesaurus to come up with ways to say “dead”. Here is what we found to mix up our mammary terms. Here is what we found on BUZZ FEED

1. Breasts.
2. Jugs.
3. Cans.
4. Knockers.
5. Bongos.
6. Bubbies.
7. Bumpers.
8. Blorps.
9. BEWBZ.
10. Tits.
11. Tatas.
12. “The Twins.”
13. Chesticles.
14. Chi chis.
15. Chebs.
16. Charlies.
17. Cha cha bingos.
18. Chubby chest cheeks.
19. Gazongas.
20. Kahunas.
21. Flabbergasters.
22. Titties.
23. Double lattes.
24. Golden Globes.
25. Jubblies.
26. Nunga nungas.
27. Pinch pots.
28. Headlamps.
29. Hindenburgs.
30. Honkerburgers.
31. Tittaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyysssssss-ah.
32. Lady bubbles.
33. Lilyhammers.
34. Lunchables.
35. Life ruiners.
36. Mankillers.
37. Smothers Brothers.
38. Sweater stretchers.
39. Shirt saboteurs.
40. Snuggle pups.
41. Maracas.
42. Marshmallows.
43. Meat-a-ball-as.
44. Melons.
45. Milk Duds.
46. Mudflaps.
47. Liberty bells.
48. Little Rascals.
49. Bouncy castles.
50. Baby Busters.
51. Diane Sawyers.
52. Danny Devitos.
53. Don Delillos*.
54. Phil and Lil.
55. Lucy and Ethel.
56. Tia and Tamera.
57. Bey and Jay.
58. Fred and Ginger.
59. Starsky and Hutch.
60. Funkmaster and Flex.
61. Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat.
62. The A Team (size specific).
63. The Dream Team (not size specific).
64. Floatsy and Flopsy.
65. Swanger and Banger.
66. Goose Down and Fiber Fill.
67. Squirmy and Squealer.
68. Ying Yang Twins.
69. ( . Y . )
70. Babushkas.
71. Baby buffets.
72. Barnyard boppers.
73. Rocket launchers.
74. Rattlers.
75. Traffic stoppers.
76. Twin Peaks.
77. Tater tots.
78. Terrordomes.
79. Chest butt.
80. Jingle bells.
81. Dinosaur eggs.
82. Party pillows.
83. Labradoodles.
84. Shoulder boulders.
85. Cleave-conspirators.
86. Built in stress balls.
87. The only reason some people should open their mouths.
88. Berries.
89. Peaches.
90. Patticakes.
91. Dumplings.
92. Honey hams.
93. Candy yams.
94. Nuggets.
95. Nibbles.
96. Fruits of independence.
97. Scones.
98. Samosas.
99. Enchildas con salsa roja.

Beatles – I Am The Walrus Lyrics

Beatles – I Am The Walrus Lyrics and Parody Cartoon

Beatles

coo coo cachoo

Beatles – I Am The Walrus Lyrics

 

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I’m crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the egg man, they are the egg men.
I am the walrus, coo coo cachoo

Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I’m crying, I’m crying.
I’m crying, I’m crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, coo coo cachoo

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don’t come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the egg man, they are the egg men.
I am the walrus, coo coo cachoo ca coo coo cachoo

Expert text pert choking smokers,
Don’t you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snide.
I’m crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the egg man, they are the egg men.
I am the walrus, coo coo cachoo ca coo coo cachoo. Coo coo cachou ca coo.

I Am the Walrus” is a song by The Beatles that was released in November 1967. It was featured in the Beatles’television film Magical Mystery Tour (MMT) in December of that year, as a track on the associated British double EP of the same name and its American counterpart LP, and was the B-side to the number 1 hit singleHello, Goodbye“. Since the single and the double EP held at one time in December 1967 the top two slots on the British singles chart, the song had the distinction of being at number 1 and number 2 simultaneously.

Jingle Bells at the Supermarket

Jingle Bells at the Supermarket

Germans rock Jingle Bells at the popular supermarket chain store. Hit play and spread some Christmas cheer around your office.

It took a team of cashiers, 13 different hidden cameras, and a whole lot Christmas spirit to pull off this epic holiday surprise!

Germany’s largest supermarket chain, Edeka, surprised its shoppers with a seasonal treat. They livened up the otherwise boring chore of grocery shopping by having cashiers delighting their patient shoppers with a choreographed orchestra that beeped the Christmas classic, “Jingle Bells.” This is how they roll in the Deutschland!

Weihnachten ist angestimmt! Ein EDEKA Markt, 13 versteckte Kameras, 9 Kassierer, ein großes Instrument – der Klassiker live performed vom typischen Kassenpiepsen.

Check out this recording of the holiday classic by the NYC Santa himself.
http://santanyc.com/2015/12/12/jingle-bells-sing-a-long-with-santa-and-elves/

 

Jingle Bells

 

WTC Freedom Tower BASE Jump Video in NYC

Three daredevil dudes decided to The B.A.S.E. jump off the Freedom Towers. This new footage became available on Monday and went viral. Meanwhile, the four participants involved with executing the jump were arrested on charges reckless endangerment and misdemeanor jumping from a structure in addition to felony burglary. The jump allegedly took place last September..This video of the 1,766 foot jump shows the viewpoint of one of the jumpers journey from the top of the WTC to landing in the street and then running off with his parachute.

Prank Video: NYC Cabbie Terrorizes Passengers With Giant Snake

Nun Rocks “The Voice” in Italy

Move over Julie Andrews, there is a new singing nun and she is rocking an Alicia Keys song. It’s 25 year old Sister Cristina Scuccia and a video from her audition for the Voice of Italy has gone viral. Scuccia showed she had some serious pipes on her as she wow’d the judges and audience when she broke out into a bellowing “No One’

Viral – “Happy” by These School Kids Will Make You Very Happy

The cuteness here is almost too cute for cute. These adorable school kids performing Pharrell’s “Happy” will put you in a great mood!

Viral – News Anchors React LIVE to Earthquakes in LA

Several live newscasters were reporting live on television when an earthquake hit LA this morning.

“Earthquake! We’re having an earthquake!” ..as two news anchors proceed to hide under their desks. Scary?

Yes. Funny? Yep.