Rumors have it, when the big green guy when bat shit on the rest of the Avengers, Marvel’s Superhero Ace Team, the Hulk Buster was on vacation.
Marvel Superhero Teams
In the Emergency Room waiting area
This photo captures an important moment when Captain America asks “Anyone else have any bright ideas?”
Clint Barton raises his hand. Thor grunts disapprovingly and all go back to awkward silience.
This of course from the upcoming NOT SO CIVIL WAR movie expected to be released out in theaters some time 2016.
Never fear as all superheroes have the ability to heal quickly, right?
As long as Thor does not scratch and get infected we should be alright.
Spiderman can always spin himself another sling.
Captain America is like 100 years old by now so he deserves a break.
And Hawkeye can better fill in for Nick Fury without the use of the one eye. All you need is the eye patch.
Man v Woman humor
Philosophy of Man never made more sense
If a Man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman to hear… is he still wrong? Pondering minds want to know… or do they?
Of course if the same man farts in the woods, and this guy has a malfunctioning sniffer, does it smell? Loved this funny meme / picture / sign the second I stumbled across it. When in doubt guys, always remember to admit you are wrong. Happy wife, happy life, right? Be a real man, and cower to the ladies! There is no shame in keeping the gals happy via humbleness and humility.
Parody of the famous, and way over-used saying…
FROM WIKI “If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?” is a philosophical thought experiment that raises questions regarding observation and knowledge of reality.
Philosopher George Berkeley, in his work, A Treatise Concerning the Principles of Human Knowledge (1710), proposes, “But, say you, surely there is nothing easier than for me to imagine trees, for instance, in a park […] and nobody by to perceive them. […] The objects of sense exist only when they are perceived; the trees therefore are in the garden […] no longer than while there is somebody by to perceive them.” (It is worth noting that the quote from section 45 is arguably a statement of an objection to Berkeley’s view, and not a proclamation of it.) Nevertheless, Berkeley never actually wrote about the question.
I personally find it very arrogant of man, any man, to say something exists only if someone perceives it through one of the senses. Things exist long before we are aware.
Funny Meme: Star Wars v Science
Funny scene with Bill Hader and Charles Barkley
Who said sports stars can’t be funny. Paired with funny man, Bill Hader, you can’t go wrong! Although Star Wars Geeks may go crazy with his answer in this Saturday Night Live sketch…
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“FOR YOUR HP LOVECRAFT-THEMED THANKSGIVING: THE CTHURKEY, OCTOPUS-STUFFED TURKEY WITH CRAB LEGS” AMC renames this…
Other options for Thanksgiving
VEGANS GOTTA EAT TOO
AND FOR DESSERT….
Thanks Giving Dinner Cake
The Cherpumple, the brainchild of L.A.-based humorist Charles Phoenix (pictured) is a three-layer behemoth. The bottom layer is apple pie baked into spice cake; in the middle pumpkin pie is surrounded by yellow cake; and finally on top white cake with cherry pie baked inside. After baking the layers are stacked and the entire dessert is then iced with a thick coating of cream cheese frosting. SOURCE
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WHAT? TOO SOON?