Marvel Superhero team in Emergency Room

Rumors have it, when the big green guy when bat shit on the rest of the Avengers, Marvel’s Superhero Ace Team, the Hulk Buster was on vacation.

Marvel Superhero

Marvel Superhero Teams

In the Emergency Room waiting area

This photo captures an important moment when Captain America asks “Anyone else have any bright ideas?”

Clint Barton raises his hand. Thor grunts disapprovingly and all go back to awkward silience.

This of course from the upcoming NOT SO CIVIL WAR movie expected to be released out in theaters some time 2016.

Never fear as all superheroes have the ability to heal quickly, right?

As long as Thor does not scratch and get infected we should be alright.

Spiderman can always spin himself another sling.

Captain America is like 100 years old by now so he deserves a break.

And Hawkeye can better fill in for Nick Fury without the use of the one eye. All you need is the eye patch.

Absent Minded Comedy Hitchhiking Emotions XXX

Absent Minded Comedy presents Hitchhiking Emotions

WARNING: Not safe for work

Looking for edgy comedy without a script, than you have found Absent Minded Comedy. The place to be for your laughs that you can’t talk about at the office tomorrow morning.

 

This video captures the cast of Absent Minded Comedy performing a live improv comedy late night performance at the Laugh Factory in NYC. All hell breaks lose on stage when various emotions take over the performers as each one enters the “vehicle”. This video may be offensive to some, but outrageously hilarious to most.

Bring Improv Comedy to your College Campus. Party time for your next greek event, comedy night, homecoming, orientation night, or public comedy series at the theaters and clubs.

We have crazy edgy comedy shows as well as tamer shows great for all audiences. The cast regularly performs at corporate events and even K-12 outreach and family audiences.

Check out live comedy in NYC seven nights every week.

Absent Minded Comedy

Want to play hitchhiking emotions with friends? Easy! And this game is awesome at teaching both use of emotions in your performance and pantomime.

Usually played with four performers, the first is the car’s driver. Each player is assigned an emotion. When each player enters the car, the entire car takes on the new player’s assigned emotion. Once all four players are in the car, the players leave in reverse order. So player four leaves, than three, than two , than the driver is alone to wrap up the scene.

As seen in this version, you can add little bonus “ask fors” from the audience. For instance, where is the driver headed? What kind of vehicle is the driver driving.

As with any improv comedy theater game, after you play this one for a while, try to create original ways to change the game and make it your own.

Remember, if performing or teaching to young kids “HITCHHIKING is bad!”

Man v Woman humor

Man v Woman humor

Philosophy of Man never made more sense

If a Man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman to hear… is he still wrong? Pondering minds want to know… or do they?

Man v Woman

Of course if the same man farts in the woods, and this guy has a malfunctioning sniffer, does it smell? Loved this funny meme / picture / sign the second I stumbled across it. When in doubt guys, always remember to admit you are wrong. Happy wife, happy life, right? Be a real man, and cower to the ladies! There is no shame in keeping the gals happy via humbleness and humility.

Parody of the famous, and way over-used saying…

FROM WIKIIf a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?” is a philosophical thought experiment that raises questions regarding observation and knowledge of reality.

Philosopher George Berkeley, in his work, A Treatise Concerning the Principles of Human Knowledge (1710), proposes, “But, say you, surely there is nothing easier than for me to imagine trees, for instance, in a park […] and nobody by to perceive them.[1] […] The objects of sense exist only when they are perceived; the trees therefore are in the garden […] no longer than while there is somebody by to perceive them.”[2] (It is worth noting that the quote from section 45 is arguably a statement of an objection to Berkeley’s view, and not a proclamation of it.) Nevertheless, Berkeley never actually wrote about the question.

I personally find it very arrogant of man, any man, to say something exists only if someone perceives it through one of the senses. Things exist long before we are aware.

 

Star Wars in the Hood? Light Saber Duel Gang Fighting

Cat Christmas Songs

Cat Christmas Songs

Feline HO HO HO

Someone needs to records these… Add your own titles in the comments below…

Cat Christmas Songs

  1. Knockin’ Down the Christmas Tree
  2. Away in the Hamper
  3. I’ll Be Home for Christmas (Because I never leave)
  4. What Food is This?
  5. Do You Hear What I Hear? (The Tuna Can Song)
  6. O Cough Up A Hairball
  7. It’s the Most Slumberful Time of the Year
  8. Do They Know It’s Christmas? (Feed the Squirrels)

 

Muppets – Dave Grohl and Animal Drum Battle AWESOME

The Muppets

Dave Grohl and Animal Drum Battle AWESOME

The Muppets - Dave Grohl and Animal Drum Battle

The Muppets – Dave Grohl and Animal Drum Battle

Are you watching the Muppets on ABC? Not the kids show we grew up with for sure. This new Office meets 30-rock meets hints of Judd Apatow with puppets is my new got to for TV laughs!!! Every week has me rolling on the floor laughing. #ROTL for you millennials!

 

 

Watch THE MUPPETS on ABC

http://abc.go.com/shows/the-muppets

FUNNY OR DIE: Mexican Donald Trump with George Lopez

FUNNY OR DIE:

Mexican Donald Trump with George Lopez

 

Mexican Donald Trump with George Lopez from Adam “Ghost Panther” McKay

With George Lopez, Adam “Ghost Panther” McKay, Funny Or Die

Donaldo Trumpez (George Lopez) outlines his executive policies promising to “Make Mexico Great Again.”

Published September 08, 2015

 

funny or die

Donkey Balls help Italian Man Tell Time – hilarious video

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Italian Man Telling time with Donkey Balls

Funny video is a must see!!! Watch what this man can do simply by Feeling Donkey Balls

Video is in Italian with English Subtitles

Funny comedy in NYC www.newyorkimprovtheater.com

donkey balls

 

Jabba the Hutt says HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Although this looks more like the monster in the pit.

Hot Options for Thanksgiving Dinner

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“FOR YOUR HP LOVECRAFT-THEMED THANKSGIVING: THE CTHURKEY, OCTOPUS-STUFFED TURKEY WITH CRAB LEGS” AMC renames this…

CRATURKEYPUS

Other options for Thanksgiving

Suntan Turkey

Your kitchen — Anytown, USAWith a little aluminum-foil ingenuity, Thanksgiving can be just another day at the beach. Courtesy of the blogs The Whole Enchilada and Raven's Brain, we found an easy way to surprise your Thanksgiving dinner guests: (1) Cut out aluminum foil in desired swimsuit-inspired shapes. (2) Arrange the turkey in the roasting pan and position the foil carefully. (3) Roast according to your own recipe and serve. (4) Watch your guests' faces ...Try this method on our Roast Turkey with Giblet-Mushroom Gravy.

VEGANS GOTTA EAT TOO

AND FOR DESSERT….

Thanks Giving Dinner Cake

Freed's Bakery — Las Vegas, NV Why stop at the main course when you're craving turkey? Delight your guests during dessert with this sweet Thanksgiving Dinner cake! The cake, which can be prepared in any flavor, is frosted with just the right shade of chocolate buttercream. Trimmings are created with colored frosting, whipped cream, cinnamon-dusted challah bread. Delish! Freed's ships nationwide, but if you prefer to make your own, try our recipes for Basic Vanilla Cake and Challah bread.

Pumpple

 

Cherpumple

 

The Cherpumple, the brainchild of L.A.-based humorist Charles Phoenix (pictured) is a three-layer behemoth. The bottom layer is apple pie baked into spice cake; in the middle pumpkin pie is surrounded by yellow cake; and finally on top white cake with cherry pie baked inside. After baking the layers are stacked and the entire dessert is then iced with a thick coating of cream cheese frosting. SOURCE

 

MORE THANKSGIVING MEMES

 

 

WHAT? TOO SOON?