Marvel Superhero team in Emergency Room

Rumors have it, when the big green guy when bat shit on the rest of the Avengers, Marvel’s Superhero Ace Team, the Hulk Buster was on vacation.

Marvel Superhero

Marvel Superhero Teams

In the Emergency Room waiting area

This photo captures an important moment when Captain America asks “Anyone else have any bright ideas?”

Clint Barton raises his hand. Thor grunts disapprovingly and all go back to awkward silience.

This of course from the upcoming NOT SO CIVIL WAR movie expected to be released out in theaters some time 2016.

Never fear as all superheroes have the ability to heal quickly, right?

As long as Thor does not scratch and get infected we should be alright.

Spiderman can always spin himself another sling.

Captain America is like 100 years old by now so he deserves a break.

And Hawkeye can better fill in for Nick Fury without the use of the one eye. All you need is the eye patch.

Shaggy Says it wasn’t him

shaggy

Star Wars in the Hood? Light Saber Duel Gang Fighting

Cat Christmas Songs

Cat Christmas Songs

Feline HO HO HO

Someone needs to records these… Add your own titles in the comments below…

Cat Christmas Songs

  1. Knockin’ Down the Christmas Tree
  2. Away in the Hamper
  3. I’ll Be Home for Christmas (Because I never leave)
  4. What Food is This?
  5. Do You Hear What I Hear? (The Tuna Can Song)
  6. O Cough Up A Hairball
  7. It’s the Most Slumberful Time of the Year
  8. Do They Know It’s Christmas? (Feed the Squirrels)

 

Muppets – Dave Grohl and Animal Drum Battle AWESOME

The Muppets

Dave Grohl and Animal Drum Battle AWESOME

The Muppets - Dave Grohl and Animal Drum Battle

The Muppets – Dave Grohl and Animal Drum Battle

Are you watching the Muppets on ABC? Not the kids show we grew up with for sure. This new Office meets 30-rock meets hints of Judd Apatow with puppets is my new got to for TV laughs!!! Every week has me rolling on the floor laughing. #ROTL for you millennials!

 

 

Watch THE MUPPETS on ABC

http://abc.go.com/shows/the-muppets

Failed Names for Lay’s Potato Chips?

Failed Names for Lay’s Potato Chips?failed

Failed Names for Lay’s Potato Chips?

Maybe its actually blood orange flavor? FAIL!

Funny Meme: Star Wars v Science from Reel Quotes Sketch on Saturday Night Live

Funny Meme: Star Wars v Science

Funny scene with Bill Hader and Charles Barkley

Who said sports stars can’t be funny. Paired with funny man, Bill Hader, you can’t go wrong! Although Star Wars Geeks may go crazy with his answer in this Saturday Night Live sketch…

funny

 

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Techie Jokes

 

I started a new band called 999 Megabytes…

… Still haven’t gotten a gig!

 

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Batman and Robin remake Frozen

Do you wanna build a snowman?

EFF NO!!!

Jabba the Hutt says HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Although this looks more like the monster in the pit.