Marvel Superhero team in Emergency Room

Rumors have it, when the big green guy when bat shit on the rest of the Avengers, Marvel’s Superhero Ace Team, the Hulk Buster was on vacation.

Marvel Superhero

Marvel Superhero Teams

In the Emergency Room waiting area

This photo captures an important moment when Captain America asks “Anyone else have any bright ideas?”

Clint Barton raises his hand. Thor grunts disapprovingly and all go back to awkward silience.

This of course from the upcoming NOT SO CIVIL WAR movie expected to be released out in theaters some time 2016.

Never fear as all superheroes have the ability to heal quickly, right?

As long as Thor does not scratch and get infected we should be alright.

Spiderman can always spin himself another sling.

Captain America is like 100 years old by now so he deserves a break.

And Hawkeye can better fill in for Nick Fury without the use of the one eye. All you need is the eye patch.

Cat Christmas Songs

Cat Christmas Songs

Feline HO HO HO

Someone needs to records these… Add your own titles in the comments below…

Cat Christmas Songs

  1. Knockin’ Down the Christmas Tree
  2. Away in the Hamper
  3. I’ll Be Home for Christmas (Because I never leave)
  4. What Food is This?
  5. Do You Hear What I Hear? (The Tuna Can Song)
  6. O Cough Up A Hairball
  7. It’s the Most Slumberful Time of the Year
  8. Do They Know It’s Christmas? (Feed the Squirrels)

 

Funny Meme: Star Wars v Science from Reel Quotes Sketch on Saturday Night Live

Funny Meme: Star Wars v Science

Funny scene with Bill Hader and Charles Barkley

Who said sports stars can’t be funny. Paired with funny man, Bill Hader, you can’t go wrong! Although Star Wars Geeks may go crazy with his answer in this Saturday Night Live sketch…

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Donkey Balls help Italian Man Tell Time – hilarious video

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Italian Man Telling time with Donkey Balls

Funny video is a must see!!! Watch what this man can do simply by Feeling Donkey Balls

Video is in Italian with English Subtitles

Funny comedy in NYC www.newyorkimprovtheater.com

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Jabba the Hutt says HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Although this looks more like the monster in the pit.

Hot Options for Thanksgiving Dinner

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“FOR YOUR HP LOVECRAFT-THEMED THANKSGIVING: THE CTHURKEY, OCTOPUS-STUFFED TURKEY WITH CRAB LEGS” AMC renames this…

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Other options for Thanksgiving

Suntan Turkey

Your kitchen — Anytown, USAWith a little aluminum-foil ingenuity, Thanksgiving can be just another day at the beach. Courtesy of the blogs The Whole Enchilada and Raven's Brain, we found an easy way to surprise your Thanksgiving dinner guests: (1) Cut out aluminum foil in desired swimsuit-inspired shapes. (2) Arrange the turkey in the roasting pan and position the foil carefully. (3) Roast according to your own recipe and serve. (4) Watch your guests' faces ...Try this method on our Roast Turkey with Giblet-Mushroom Gravy.

VEGANS GOTTA EAT TOO

AND FOR DESSERT….

Thanks Giving Dinner Cake

Freed's Bakery — Las Vegas, NV Why stop at the main course when you're craving turkey? Delight your guests during dessert with this sweet Thanksgiving Dinner cake! The cake, which can be prepared in any flavor, is frosted with just the right shade of chocolate buttercream. Trimmings are created with colored frosting, whipped cream, cinnamon-dusted challah bread. Delish! Freed's ships nationwide, but if you prefer to make your own, try our recipes for Basic Vanilla Cake and Challah bread.

Pumpple

 

Cherpumple

 

The Cherpumple, the brainchild of L.A.-based humorist Charles Phoenix (pictured) is a three-layer behemoth. The bottom layer is apple pie baked into spice cake; in the middle pumpkin pie is surrounded by yellow cake; and finally on top white cake with cherry pie baked inside. After baking the layers are stacked and the entire dessert is then iced with a thick coating of cream cheese frosting. SOURCE

 

MORE THANKSGIVING MEMES

 

 

WHAT? TOO SOON?

 

 

 

Dogs always chasing tail – cute & funny cartoons, photos and memes

Cats get the last word...

Cats get the last word…

Hate when my ice cream melts but this is ridiculous

Five Gifs That Will Make You LAUGH

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Funny Quote – “Be Yourself”

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