M&M: Sometimes you prefer with nuts?

M&M

M&M: Sometimes you prefer with nuts?

M&M

M&M: Sometimes you prefer with nuts?

HBO NEEDS MORE BOOBS!!

HBO NEEDS MORE BOOBS!!

HBO subscriptions are down. The crack team of producers and executives needs to fix the problem fast. Will tedious things like characters and plot get in the way? Can George R. R. Martin and Game of Thrones Save the day? What about Leftovers, Ballers or Sesame Street? Or is it too late to save this sinking ship?

HBO NEEDS MORE BOOBS!!

From the cast of LMAO
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ6XBNk8UCQ

Starring
Olivia Vessel- HBO CEO
https://www.youtube.com/user/bbolibiel

Levi Penley – Michaels
https://www.youtube.com/user/LeviPenley

Laurice Fattal – Michele
https://www.youtube.com/user/LauriceF

Joe Boccia – Peter, Martin Scorcese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKTzB…

Written by Levi Penley and Walt Frasier
Directed by Walt Frasier @waltfrasier

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Cool Vibes – Film Noire
by Kevin MacLeod

Excerpts from POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE
by Edward Edgar
Arranged by Walt Frasier

HBO-ISH
Adapted and sung by Walt Frasier, Laurice Fattal

 

When making this video LMAO was somewhat inspired by the Dead Parrot Sketch form Monty Python. The writers and cast have beenon record that they basically went to the thesaurus to come up with ways to say “dead”. Here is what we found to mix up our mammary terms. Here is what we found on BUZZ FEED

1. Breasts.
2. Jugs.
3. Cans.
4. Knockers.
5. Bongos.
6. Bubbies.
7. Bumpers.
8. Blorps.
9. BEWBZ.
10. Tits.
11. Tatas.
12. “The Twins.”
13. Chesticles.
14. Chi chis.
15. Chebs.
16. Charlies.
17. Cha cha bingos.
18. Chubby chest cheeks.
19. Gazongas.
20. Kahunas.
21. Flabbergasters.
22. Titties.
23. Double lattes.
24. Golden Globes.
25. Jubblies.
26. Nunga nungas.
27. Pinch pots.
28. Headlamps.
29. Hindenburgs.
30. Honkerburgers.
31. Tittaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyysssssss-ah.
32. Lady bubbles.
33. Lilyhammers.
34. Lunchables.
35. Life ruiners.
36. Mankillers.
37. Smothers Brothers.
38. Sweater stretchers.
39. Shirt saboteurs.
40. Snuggle pups.
41. Maracas.
42. Marshmallows.
43. Meat-a-ball-as.
44. Melons.
45. Milk Duds.
46. Mudflaps.
47. Liberty bells.
48. Little Rascals.
49. Bouncy castles.
50. Baby Busters.
51. Diane Sawyers.
52. Danny Devitos.
53. Don Delillos*.
54. Phil and Lil.
55. Lucy and Ethel.
56. Tia and Tamera.
57. Bey and Jay.
58. Fred and Ginger.
59. Starsky and Hutch.
60. Funkmaster and Flex.
61. Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat.
62. The A Team (size specific).
63. The Dream Team (not size specific).
64. Floatsy and Flopsy.
65. Swanger and Banger.
66. Goose Down and Fiber Fill.
67. Squirmy and Squealer.
68. Ying Yang Twins.
69. ( . Y . )
70. Babushkas.
71. Baby buffets.
72. Barnyard boppers.
73. Rocket launchers.
74. Rattlers.
75. Traffic stoppers.
76. Twin Peaks.
77. Tater tots.
78. Terrordomes.
79. Chest butt.
80. Jingle bells.
81. Dinosaur eggs.
82. Party pillows.
83. Labradoodles.
84. Shoulder boulders.
85. Cleave-conspirators.
86. Built in stress balls.
87. The only reason some people should open their mouths.
88. Berries.
89. Peaches.
90. Patticakes.
91. Dumplings.
92. Honey hams.
93. Candy yams.
94. Nuggets.
95. Nibbles.
96. Fruits of independence.
97. Scones.
98. Samosas.
99. Enchildas con salsa roja.

GOP Debate revelations about Donald Trump

GOP Debate

At GOP Debate tonight…. As Ayla Brown, daughter of Scoot Brown (former MA Senator) sings Star-Spangled Banner, Donald Trump seems to be checking up skirt view via reflective stage in Las Vegas Nevada.

GOP debate

 

Seconds later, Trump, Carson and Cruz write in their final Jeopardy Questions

GOP Debate


Later, we could not tell when Ben Carson was speaking or hosting moment of silence

GOP debate

WAKE UP, BEN, WAKE UP!!!

Not to be outdone, Trump reveals true self…

 

Chris Christie loves to break fourth wall. (paraphrased) Let me talk to the American People at home for a second…

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Then Carson first to complain about not getting to talk, with utter rage … While still asleep?

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Rubio actually seems to sound sound. A true stand alone among a field of whackos. I was hoping to post much more about the debate… but Carson put me t….. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

GOP DEBATE DRINKING GAME

Sitting through another GOP Debate sounds painful, I know. But maybe we can make it fun. I have an entire wine rack and a 6-pack of beer. In a perfect world I will pass out after 1st 30-minutes.

DRINK when you hear…

“Radical Islamic Terrorist”
“It’s Obama’s Fault”
“Self Deportation”
“Hillary” and / or “Clinton”

CHUG when you hear

“I deserve more time. I would like to comment” or other whining / fighting over time…

BONUS

  1. When Trump calls someone “Loser” Stupid” etc …. Stand-up and yell “You’re Fired”
  2. When anyone says “Donald Trump is right” open your window door and yell to the world  – We’re all screwed!

Get your booze ready. Empty you bladders. And get ready to play!!!

FUNNY VIDEO form four months ago.

 

 

John Kasich of Ohio rounds out the pack to 16 officially in the race. Drama Galore everywhere with Marco Rubio, Rick Santorum, Rick Perry, Lindsey Graham, George Pataki, Chris Christie, Ted Cruz, Carly Fiorina, Scott Walker, Ben Carsen, Rand Paul, Mike Hucklebee, Bobby Jindal, oh and Jeb Bush…

GOP Debate

 

 

 

Bad names for businesses? Dirty words on signs are always funny

Must be chilly, all the ballers hanging inside…

 

Investors lining up for this one…

 

This spa over due for a raid…

Choosing the right font counts…

Just say NO to the special sauce…

The description admits how passe this name is for chips…

Goes great with a meat stick…

All you can eat and….

They know how to lure you in…

 

I’ll take mine out back please…

Wonder what they mean by “More”?

Hygiene is so important…

And not to be out done down there…

Also the main cause…

#69 verty popular at the Chinese Take Out…

And for the morning after night of dirty drinking…

Bondage Jokes